I was hanging out at my church today and we discovered this on someone’s desk. It’s possible that this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
My dad is alternating between CNN’s coverage of the Oklahoma tornado and the mets game and let me tell you they are equally painful to watch
how could you compare an american tragedy to an oklahoma tornado
maybe if i change shirts and switch seats and put on my lucky socks and turn off the lights and open a window and eat three bowls of ice cream then my team will score a goal
maybe if i change shirts and switch seats and put on my lucky socks and turn off the lights and open a window and eat three bowls of ice cream then my team will score a goal
There are coyotes in the backyard
The hockey team?
yes they are having a barbecue
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